Esther being Esther

Things you never want to hear your husband saying while getting your almost two year old out of bed...
"Ooh Esther, you have a dirty diaper. Is that poop on your belly? Is that poop on your hands?? Wait, is it on your mouth???"
The things people don't tell you about BEFORE you have kids. I guess if you knew everything that goes along with having kids, no one would ever actually choose this, but the benefits far outweigh any amount of poop in the diaper, or on the hands or belly or mouth or sheets...