Two funny stories

#1 Noah:
Today Noah found a can that we collect change for the Children's Home in and brought it to me.
Noah: Mommy what is this for?
Me: It's to collect money for the kids at The Children's Home
Noah (very seriously): Well they can have some of my money. I was saving it up to buy a velociraptor, but I think I have enough now so they can have some.
Way to be generous! And perhaps we should have a talk about dinosaur extinction.

#2 Esther:
This afternoon Eve was in bed and Thomas and Noah were in the kitchen with me, but Esther wasn't there. I looked in the playroom and she was sitting in the middle of the floor by herself playing with a sticker book.
Me: Esther, what are you doing?
Esther (very adamantly): I'm sitting in here by myself playing with my stickers so that no one will take my stickers and everyone will leave me alone.
Sorry we ruined your life by giving you siblings. :)